Apparently I am really Alicia Smith. I know it is crazy. I keep getting this message on my answering machine, "This message is for (different, unmatching computer voice) Alicia Smith. If you continue to listen you are acknowledging that you are Alicia Smith. I kept on listening because, hey, it is my house, my phone number and my answering machine. I must be Alicia Smith and I must owe someone some money. They are relentless. I am having and identity crisis apparently. I don't know who I am any more. I think I am one person and my answering machine tells me I am another. It is shocking! All my life I have apparently lived a lie...or I am getting these really obnoxious phone call about something and someone i know nothing about. Alicia Smith is right up there with Hazel McPherson. That was the previous name that people called looking for. Listen up world, I don't know who they are and I don't have your money. Okay! 870-483-5077 is the Mullins residence and it might just be that you owe me some cash! Hazel and Alicia if you are out there you need to pay up and update your contact information or you are going to owe me some cash, too.
Isn't it crazy, the phone calls we get. How dare they act like I am not supposed to listen to what is recorded on my answering machine. That is just rude. Anyone else get annoying calls like that. I screen any calls that I suspect may be telemarketers, etc.
Now, as for the Christmas display at the Mullins residence...drumroll please...it is DONE. I made the deadline. I surely did. It is all finished. Now I have to go out after dark and see if I can capture it. I know I have pledged pictures. I will have to get some on here. I will have to get some taken. It has been crazy to say the least. Anyway. It is all DONE! If I believed in dancing I would have to do little jig right now.
It is surprising that I can get anything doen having to be Alicia Smith's secretary. From what these people say I might out to look for a new job, cause she don't pay.
If you are Alicia Smith (or am I) or Hazel McPherson, or if you know them it is not my intent to out them for poor payement of bills. I do not mean to be insulting (or do I) and please feel free to use my phone number anyime (I wouldn't reccomend it). Now if I start getting a lot of calls from telemarketers lets say in the TX, TN, or WA areas I will be very suspicious. I know at least it will not be loan sharks trying to collect. Pictures soon. Soon can be difined so many ways. A day can be as 1000 years and 1000 years as a day. That is a very vague term. There are times that vagueness can keep you truthful. This is one such time. Soon...
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"TX,WA, or TN areas" Hmmmm. I wonder what you could mean by that statement? I won't be calling. I have my own woes. Capital One called me this week to ask if I had authorized a $2000+ purchase to an Internet sports company and another Internet purchase for $1700 and another purchase for over $1000. "NO," to all 3. Somebody has my (now former) credit card number. Capital One closed the account and issued a new card and account #. The only bill I'll have to pay is the legitimate $120 I charged. --I do get calls on my cell phone and people even leave messages saying, "Hey, Tim, give me a call." Who's Tim? Can't they hear MY VOICE saying they've reached the voice mail of Vicki Smith? Dumb people.
Yeah well...if you get a call from Washington, you know exactly what that call is about! Don't ya?! ~hee hee~
I know that's right. The Alicia Smith thing was completely computerized. I understand the problem with hearing, "You have reached the home of Jason and Tabithia Mullins..." Hazel's hounds were sniffing a old trail. They should have known that aswering machine said something else. Who do they have working that is so ig-a-nut?
I know about those WA calls. Yes, I do. *snort*snort*
Fortunately, I am not getting any of those collector calls. I welcome all others. Just don't use my number to fill out things online.
I can just see Bro and Sis Smith out playing with all of their new sporting equipment. Is if for football...basketball...softball...soccer?
Can't wait to see pictures.
Knock, knock...anybody home? Still waiting for those pictures. hint, hint!
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